A. E. Wallace's Posterous

Random MLIA post.

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Today, my dad came home from hanging out with some friends of his. He was acting really strange and hyper, so I asked him why he was acting like this. He says "Well, I just drank 8 Red Bulls." I asked him why he drank 8 Red Bulls, and he said it's better than drinking "the A word." I asked him what the A word was. He leans forward and whispers "Alcohol." MLIA

 

 

(Note: this is from Google Reader, so links aren't the "normal" links.)

This is going to be me when I grow older. I refuse to drink alcohol. But do I really have to drink Red Bull? Sure, it's better than alcohol, but there are so many things that are ten times better than Red Bull and can leave me with the same head ache if I drink enough.

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