Facebook ads certainly are accurate...
Thanks, Facebook. You knew that I wanted an iPad (even though I don't), a good Christian girl (not too far off on that one, except I'm not keen on meeting random people VIA THE INTERNET), and who the devil likes VIRTUAL chocolate?! That's just a tease. I'd rather give the real thing.
Good try, Facebook. You might need to get some better ads if you really want me to buy anything, though.